Day 51 - June 12, 2012 (Episode 8)

This guy fixed Jessica's glasses and all he wanted was a hug!
He's either very nice or kind of a creeper!
Johnathan relaxing after dinner.  Nothing says comfort
like a ergonomically-designed piece of concrete!
Today is a true rest day and that’s exactly what I did.  Basically, being drunk on three separate occasions during one day took its toll on me.  I was not feeling too well!  We got back to Oslo and off the boat at 9:30 a.m. and then took a cab back to our hotel.  We turned in our laundry and had an hour until lunch.  I used that hour to nap and try to get some sleep.  After lunch, I walked around town for a little bit, but eventually went back and watched two movies in my room with C.J., falling in and out of sleep again.  Fortunately, I was starting to feel a little better.  We went to dinner at 7:00 p.m. and then came back to the hotel.  When we got back, we convinced Mama Christine, who was watching us that night, to play an episode from Season 2, all the way through.  We realized that out of the five of us left, none of us had actually seen a full episode of this show that we were all on!  Most of us had only seen clips from YouTube.  We all met in Johnathan’s room and watched the last episode of Alt for Norge, Season 2.  It was interesting to see a full episode and to know how it ended last year.  I’ve got to make it to that last episode, but definitely need to do some more studying.  Apparently, we have a 3 or 4 hour drive to our next location, so I’ll need to use that time to get caught back up in my studies.  Need to use my time wisely!  Stay focused!

 
Day 51 Over!



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Day 50 - June 11, 2012 (Episode 8)

The five semi-finalists in Copenhagen!

 Today is a rest/travel day, which has contributed, once again, to my alcoholism!  We got started at 10:30 and took a cab into Copenhagen.  Steinar, the Executive Producer, took us to his favorite restaurant called Told + Snaps.  It was really good food, but their known for their shots that you take with the food.  We ended up having two beers and three shots each!  It was only 1:00 p.m. and we were all pretty tipsy already!  We spent the next couple hours just walking the streets of Copenhagen and hanging out.  It really is a cool town and we should

At first I thought C.J., Mama Brita and I were working
on our rap group moves, but after a closer look, I now
realized she's pointing out that I'm wearing someone
elses flats.  Not sure where they came from, but one
thing's for sure, I make them look good!!!
definitely visit here when we come back!  At 3:00 p.m., we headed back to the cruise/ferry for our return trip.  (Alf and all of the crew, except for Mama Brita, flew back to Oslo from Copenhagen.)  There, the alcoholism continued.  All of us, including Mama Brita, kept drinking and did so for the rest of the night!  It was never got too crazy, but it definitely was a lot of fun!  We even watched all of our submission videos on Brita’s computer, including both of mine (I had submitted one for Season 2 as well).  Watching mine from this year, with Logan and Zoe, almost had me in tears!  It was really hard to see.  I miss those guys so much!  I just want to be home and playing with them!  I’ve got a job here to do and I’m focused on that, but I’m really missing you guys!!









Day 50 Over!


Only a real man can pull this look off!
Which is exactly what our Executive
Producer, Steinar, is!
 

The world's tallest man!
 

A look at the Copenhagen streets.  It was only five
hours that we were there, but it seemed like a great town!
 

No better time than lunch time after a night of drinking
to start taking some shots!  What a great restaurant!
 

Amy double-fisting it!
 

Trying to make alcoholism look sexy.
 

Mama Christine 2 is very excited
about whatever that was.


Jessica and some random guy
dressed like a banana.

My sleeping quarters for the ride back.
At least I got the room to myself!
 

Johnathan, C.J., Jessica and I about to start round 3!
 

The crazy students in the hot tub!  Of course, we
had to join them!
 

Amazingly enough, I kept myself from doing what
these guys were doing (jumping into a shallow pool)!
 

Not sure what Jessica and I are doing.  C.J.
looks as though he has no clue either!


Jessica either peed herself or put her
jeans on over her swimsuit.  I'm
guessing it's the first one.
 

In one of our several off-camera challenges, the
game was simply who could get the oldest person
to kiss you.  This was the best I could do.
 

Jessica won our game when she was able to get
this gentleman to give her a kiss.  I think she cheated!
 

Same guy from the night before!  Unknown
to Jessica, I later sold her to this guy, although
I've yet to receive payment.
 

C.J. taking a shot of some kind of
"fish liquor."  What's wrong with
this country?!
 

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Day 49 - June 10, 2012 (Episode 8)

Today will end up being one of our coolest days here!  With that, it will be a sad day and bring us down to 5!
Our boat and home for the next 16 hours!
The first part of our prize for being on the winning team, we got to have
one of these rooms all to ourselves! Not too bad at all! However, it is
interesting to see how the water from a shower has a hard time getting
to a drain when it's on a boat that is constantly rocking!

I got up pretty early this morning.  I’m having trouble sleeping in these trailers.  Not only do you hear every move that any of us make, but the whole trailer shakes when you move around!  Instead of tossing and turning, as I did all night, I decided to just get up and go for a run.  It was 7:00 and I was ready to get this day going.  I ended up running for 30 minutes, but then went hiking/exploring the coastline for an hour after that.  Eventually, I got cleaned up and we headed out at 9:30.  At 11:00, we were filmed

boarding this large ferry/cruise ship. 
The boat was absolutely huge!  After the initial filming, they took the Red Team away to start their individual challenge.  It turns out that Norwegians love to take this cruise as a form of a party.  Basically, the ride is about 15 hours long and a lot of them will just use the ride as a means of getting drunk!  Then, they shop in Copenhagen for a few hours and then just come back and party again.  With that, there’s a lots of entertainment on board and that’s what the competition would be.  Each person will have to sing a verse and chorus of a famous song with some old celebrity guy named Sputnik!  For the next four hours, they got their introduction and then spent the time rehearsing their parts.  During that time, we had nothing to do, so I spent my time journaling, touring the ship with Amy and having a good talk with C.J..





C.J., Amy and I enjoying the second half of our reward for being the winning
team, a 6-course meal in the ship's best restaurant! Very nice, but
very out of place for the three of us!
After relaxing for a little while, at 5:00 p.m., they had our team get dressed in our best outfits to go to a special dinner.  Our reward for winning was a 6-course amazing dinner!  It was incredibly good and also consisted of 6 different glasses of wine!  We were all feeling it by the end!  Immediately, after dinner, we went to a bar to watch the Red Team perform.  After some build-up, out came Sputnik!  A 70-year old Norwegian cowboy!  He started the song and then came the Americans.  Johnathan went first and did okay.  He was pretty entertaining, but forgot one of his lines.  Then, Jessica went.  She did a really good job.  Finally, Alf wrapped it up.  He barely moved and even read his verse from a piece of paper.  Initially, we all thought that it should be Jessica, Johnathan and last place going to Alf.  Problem was that it’s audience voting, so you never know.  They could vote for Alf simply because he looks so different and unique.  There were even people asking to take photos with him after the competition. 




Awaiting the results. Alf, Johnathan and Jessica looked very nervous,
well Amy appears to be proving her sobriety!
Shortly after the competition was finished and they did some interviews, we all headed to a conference room and waited for about two hours for the crew to get set up for the results.  At the results, the tension was amazingly thick!  Then, Henriette announced that Jessica was safe with 74% of the votes!  After that, she let us know that 2nd place ended up receiving 15% and 3rd received 11%.  After some long, tense moments, the one going home would be Alf!!  He is the epitome of what this show is about and a really good friend.  It’s going to be really weird without him here!


We did some interviews and everyone in the cast and crew were crying (to admit it, I was pretty close as well!).  It was pretty rough, but we had to pull ourselves together so that we could film our closing scene.  The five of us making toasts to making it to the semi-finals and to Alf!


Saying goodbye to the legend that has become to be
known as "Alf!" What a great guy!
After the final shots we went back to the conference room and found Alf.  I had a really good talk with him and then he said he wanted to drink and wanted to do so with friends.  Of course, we all were happy to oblige!  Almost the whole crew and us six cast members spent the rest of the night cutting loose, drinking, dancing and generally making fools of ourselves.  It was a lot of fun and we really feel like the cast and crew are getting along really well now!  I’m not exactly sure what time I went to bed, but I think it was probably around 3:00 a.m..  Good times!



We’re down to 5 and it’s all individual challenges from this point forward!  I’m too close!  I’ve got to stay focused!

Day 49 Over!!
 

One of the party decks on our boat.
This ship was incredible!


One of the two hot tubs!  We had been wanting
to find a hot tub for several weeks now!
 

A shot of The Opera House as we leave Oslo.
 

The party is getting underway!  We would later
tear up the dance floor, casino, bar, lounge.....
and the list goes on and on!
 

C.J. and soundman Stian, two hilarious guys!
 

Jessica apparently telling Henriette
a deep, dark secret!
 

These two guys seemed to have a deep attraction
for our women, so I decided to make them my
best friends!  We had a good time, eventhough
we couldn't understand each other!
 

Me and my best friends after convincing
them to hit the dance floor.
 

Three lovely ladies....and some crazy, bearded guy!


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Day 48 - June 9, 2012 (Episode 8)

Jessica, doing some meditating before today's events.
Today is team completion two day and we got started a little later.  We didn’t have to be ready until 9:45, however I woke up around 7:00 and couldn’t get back to bed.  With that, I didn’t want to go for a run, since today is competition day, so I decide to go for a walk, find a nice quiet spot, and journal.  The only catch is that we were supposed to wear the same track suit.  (This will lead to something funny that I’ll cover in just a bit.)  Anyways, I took my backpack and went for a hike.  I found a nice spot out on the edge of the fjord, away from everyone and all the campsites.  I spent the next two hours writing in my journal and doing pushups and sit-ups.  I returned at about 9:30 for filming.


At our first filming of the day, they had us eat breakfast on camera.  Towards the end of breakfast, Eli (our director) whispered in my ear that she would like me to challenge the rest of the group to take a “morning bath”, aka, jump in the fjord.  I wasn’t too excited to do it, since I have put a bunch of fat on, due to all the eating and drinking I’ve been doing, but I felt pressured to do it, so I just went with it.  I asked around and Johnathan was the only one willing to do it, so we went to get changed.
Johnathan and I made our way in and had a good, long swim.  It really felt refreshing, but would cause me issues later.  (More on that shortly.)  After our “bath”, we changed and got ready for our second team challenge.


Awaiting the introductions to our second team challenge.  Mini-Kim, in
front, was in charge of getting Henriette's light just right!
Henriette presented our second challenge.  We were to go to Sweden and spend 3,000 Kroner on anything we wanted, something Norwegians do all the time, since it’s so much cheaper there.  The problem is that there are limits on what you can bring back, plus you have to figure out the Sweden to Norway conversion rate.  There were three grocery stores we had to visit and we would be given an hour and a half to do all or our shopping, as well as getting our purchases back to your car.

After the announcements, we broke for lunch.  I immediately grabbed my sandwich and took it to my camper.  After jumping in the fjord, I did a quick change, but had been outside since then.  All the additional filming and intros took a long time and it was relatively cold that day.  I kept waiting for my body to catch back up and to get warm, but it had now been a couple hours since jumping in the fjord and I was still shivering!  I was freezing and had no energy, so I ran for the trailer.  Even there, under several blankets and with some extra clothes on, I was having trouble getting warm.  Mama Brita even had to come in and check on me.  Fortunately, we had about an hour break and by the end of it I was feeling better.  I was much warmer, but still was lacking the same energy I was used to.  All that shivering had really taken it out of me.

Next, we drove to Sweden, which was about 30 minutes away.  After some additional details, we got started.  Our team went to one store while their team went to a different one.  Our strategy was to find an employee that would know the saving percentages, instead of trying to figure it out on our own.  Fortunately, we found an employee pretty quickly.  He gave us the rundown on all the main things that Norwegians buy, which is typically sweets, meats, booze and cigarettes.  However, there are limits on how much you can buy.  Then, he took us to the potatoes, onions, and, of all things, Capri Sun.  He said that they were having special sales on those that day and you could probably be able to save 75 to 80% on them, plus there were no limits on how much you could buy!  We thanked him for this help and then headed to the other stores to see if they had better deals, which they didn’t, except for a really good deal on beer.

After gathering our info, we sat down at a picnic table to figure out our plan.  From our info, it was apparent that the beer would probably be 85% cheaper here, so we would buy as much of that as possible.  Then, it was the potatoes, onions and Capri Sun.  We debated for a while whether we should go all-or-nothing and trust our information that those sales were good deals.  If so, we would buy the biggest saver and nothing else.  I was all about it, but both C.J. and Amy were hesitant.  After talking it through, we decided to split it up.  Spend half the money on those three items (onions, potatoes and Capri Sun) and the rest on meat and dairy, which were supposed to offer a 50% savings.


It will be a long while until I'm ready for another one of these!
We made our way to the beer store and bought 5 6-packs, our limit.  That was only about 150 Kroner though.  We still had 2,850 Kroner to spend.  We went to the other store and started loading the Capri Sun.  We had about 60 10-pack boxes when we decided we should go get our potatoes and onions.  When we got to them, we realized how hard it would be to bag the hundreds of pounds we would need, plus we were running short on time.  I made the executive decision that we should just do Capri Sun!  We did some quick math and loaded a total of 160 Capri Sun 10-packs in four carts!  We went to check out and had a little money left over, so we ran and grabbed some bacon.  That left us with 2 Kroner, so we found a gumball machine and bought two gumballs!  We were done, except for having to push 4 loaded carts through a parking lot, across a street, and through another parking lot.  (I had to push two carts at once!)


We did some short interviews and headed back to our camp grounds for the results.  Neither team knew what the other team bought, so everyone was very nervous and/or confident.  After some build up, Henriette showed what each team bought…..Capri Sun!  Apparently, the other team was told the same deal, so they immediately decided to spend all their money on 164 cases (plus a candy bar with the change).  Their total savings were just under 11,400 Kroner!  However, because we had an extra 100 Kroner to shop with, we were able to save just over 11,500!  We beat them by 135 Kroner!  Crazy close and probably not how the producers imagined things going.  We won and have moved safely to Episode 9, the Semi-Finals!!

Our excitement was pretty short-lived.  We really have grown close here, which was later confirmed by Mama Brita.  She said that the first two seasons were nowhere as close as our group!  With that, we felt terrible for the other team.  They’re so close and in two days, one of them will have to go home.  I feel especially bad for Jessica.  She has officially been on every losing team and outside of two trolls, will now go to individuals for her fifth time! 


Johnathan, Jessica, Amy and I on our post-results walk!
Absolutely beautiful sunset!
After some more interviews, we broke for dinner.  (Funny thing from the interviews, apparently, someone noticed me coming back early in the morning, after I was done writing in my journal next to the fjord.  Because they had us wearing the same outfit as yesterday, it looked as though I was coming back from partying in someone’s trailer the whole night!  I couldn’t figure out why they kept pressing questions about how my night was, until I was able to put it all together when they mentioned something about a walk of shame!  Ha!)  At dinner, the overall mood was very gloom.  Both teams seemed to be pretty down.  Johnathan, Jessica, Amy and I decided to go for a walk to liven things up.  The area was pretty amazing!  A lot like Minnesota, but with a fjord!  We spent about an hour out, but then Jessica and Johnathan wanted to go to bed, so they could be rested for tomorrow’s events.  We had been told at dinner that we would be doing individual competition tomorrow, instead of a day off for “reality”.  We were also told that we would be leaving the campgrounds in the morning and jumping on a cruise ship to go to Copenhagen, Denmark!

When we got back to tour trailers, I went and watched a soccer game in Mama Brita’s cabin for an hour or so, along with C.J. and Amy.  After that, I headed to bed.  I’m in the semi-finals!!!

 

Day 48 Over!

 

The damage from running into that boulder.
Not as bad as it sounded!
 

Johnathan, practicing his "Al Bundy".
 

Working on my "Al Bundy" as well.
 
 
One way to greet the locals!
 

A swan that we found on our walk.
 

Working on my poses, incase the Bunad Rap
becomes a chart-topper!


What a sunset!  Beautiful!
 

I don't know what is more beautiful,
the sunset or Johnathan!

 

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Day 47 - June 8, 2012 (Episode 8)

Today will be the first day of Episode 8.  Frustrating at times, but overall, a good day!  And the story goes….

We got started at 7:00 a.m..  Loaded up a van and took off for our destination place, which was an hour and a half drive away.  Well on the drive, a new fire was lit!  I was sitting in the middle back of this three row van, surrounded by the remaining cast members.  I was immediately struck with the fact that these five are all I have to beat to win and looking at each one, I know I can beat them and feel incredibly confident now!  It made me pumped and I’m super focused now!


The remaining six cast members, shortly after arriving
at the Bevo campgrounds.
Our teams after getting our grill dresses!
We got to our destination around 9:00, which was a RV park/campground outside of a city called Fredrikstad.  Shortly after that we were given our intro by Henriette.  This episode is going will focus on how Norwegians vacation.  (Although, we’ve learned that most Norwegians seem to be rolling in cash and would quickly opt to go to Spain, the U.S. or Greece, rather than go camping.  With that, I’m quickly gaining an impression that those that go camping here, may be coming from the “financially-

challenged” homes of Norway.)  Then, we were given our teams along with a color-matching track suit!  They call them “grill dresses”, which apparently used to be what the Norwegians that opt to go camping would wear.  I looked like a gym teacher!  The teams would be myself, C.J., and Amy on Blue and Alf, Jessica, and Johnathan on Red.  The challenge would be pretty simple, but have several steps.  Each team would have to park a large RV trailer within a really tight lined area, unhitch the trailer, put down some braces to stabilize the trailer, then set up a fence, grill and picnic table, all of which was stored in the RV.  Our team would go first. 

A shot of the Bevo campgrounds and the trailers we had to park.
I, being the only one that has driven a trailer, would drive for our team.  C.J. and Amy were in charge of directing me to the spot.  Henriette gave us the go and off we went.  My plan was to drive around this large rock, so I could set up the trailer better for backing up.  Problem was that the trailer was much bigger than I realized.  About 3 seconds into the race I drove the trailer into that rock!  Oops!  Good thing is that I noticed it was about to happen at the last second, so I was able to slow down enough that I only slightly damaged the trailer.  I immediately backed up, got straightened out and pulled up to our camping area.  Over the next several minutes, I tried time and time again to park this thing in this small space.  It was the most frustrating thing!  Finally, we got it in and could go to our next stage, unhitching it.  That went pretty quick, but the wheel it was supposed to stand on fell out, so we had to fix that.  Then, we stabilized the back of the trailer and could move to get everything else set up.  The rest of the stuff went up pretty quickly, but not without problems.  C.J., who was in charge of setting up the fence, was really struggling, so I had to help him there.  Also, I ended up temporarily breaking our grill and my chair, but we would get them fixed.  When we were all done, we were pretty upset, because it felt like it took us forever!  Most of it was on me too, for not getting the trailer parked right away….oh, and hitting a boulder!




C.J. getting interviewed after our first competition.
We did some short interviews and then went and hid while the Red Team went, so we wouldn’t know how they did.  Knowing that Alf basically drives trailers for a living, I was pretty worried.
 


After Red Team was finished, we gathered for the results.  One team did it in over 15 minutes, which we thought could have been us, but the Red Team looked pretty upset.  Sure enough, Henriette said congrats to the Blue Team!  Apparently, we destroyed them!  Not only did they struggle on everything but Alf apparently really struggled with parking the trailer!  I was even asked in a later interview how it felt knowing that I kicked Alf’s butt in parking!  What a relief!  We would get an advantage in tomorrow’s team competition!

We followed up the results with a quick interview, but then got busy on our next step which was to go around the trailer park inviting everyone to a party.  We quickly realized that a large majority of these camp-ground attendees don’t speak English, which was very different than most of the people we’ve met here.  Very different.  Either way, for some reason, they all understood “party” and we ended up having about 50 or 60 people show up!  Over the next couple of hours, we supplied them with food and beer and tried to communicate the best we could.  It was definitely difficult at times, but we still had a lot of fun!  A bunch of them even invited us to their trailers for after parties, which most of us would later take a part of.  More on that to come.



A look at our party that night! It was tough to get it started,
but once we had everything up and rolling, it was a blast!
Eventually, all of the cast had to hide, since the locals weren’t leaving and they had now eaten all of our food, without leaving us any.  After a little bit in hiding, they started to leave and the crew pulled out some hidden food that we ate for dinner.  After dinner, more interviews.


My girlfriend for the night!
After interviews and dinner, Alf, C.J. and I decided we should go check out an after-party.  We went to trailer 116 and found five guys who were very welcoming and even shared their beer with us.  We spent


the next couple of hours there and then C.J. and I went to head to bed, while Alf stayed back to have some more drinks.  He was in his element!  However, on our way back to our camper, we found another camper with 60 to 70 year olds in it drinking.  Of course, we had to invite ourselves in and spend another hour drinking and hanging out.  It was pretty funny, especially with this 60 year old lady hitting on me and another 70-year old guy pretending to sleep, but kept peeking at us!  However, we knew we had a competition tomorrow, so we didn’t want to stay out all night.  We said our goodbyes and headed back to our trailers, which would be our home for the next two nights, and head to bed.



A great day!

 

Day 47 Over!

A lovely option for a snack that I
found at the gas station!
 

C.J. contemplating life!
 


Johnathan, checking the water at our campgrounds. 

 

Johnathan getting his interview on.  Notice how
Eli has to get lowe, so that Johnathan will have
to look right next to the camera for the answers.
Poor tall Norwegians!
 

Jessica getting interviewed.
 
 
Jessica and Alf after the first team competition.
Not looking too happy with their performance!
 

Stian, one of our sound guys, checking
out our campsite.

Johnathan, showing off all of
his cinged hair!
 

Alf and C.J. getting the campsite
set up for our party that night!
 

Myself and one of the locals at our party!
 

C.J. and Alf hanging with the locals!
 

I was missing my two German Shepherds at home,
so I snapped this photo of a local one.
 

C.J. at the after-after party!
 

Myself and our two hosts of the after-after party.
 

C.J. teaching some locals on how to
do "The C.J." camera pose.
 

Went for a midnight walk before bed and found a
red and blue boat.  I was sure that they had to be
for our second team competition!  I was wrong.
 

 
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